sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

cleffairie:

a fall out boy concert is a religious experience like theres chanting and crying its so high energy and you get so inspired- a panic at the disco is a godless orgy basically with bras thrown everywhere and strong weed in the air and a half naked lead singer thrusting everywhere on stage
i cant believe both bands are so closely associated.

just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

who came up with the concept of a DBQ and why do they hate children

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

hottestbestfriend:

date me for a chance to win a life time supply of disappointment