Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life



my blood is probably not even blood cells it’s probably folie a deux lyrics

You get punched in the face and 20 Dollar Nose Bleed starts playing

"To me, the meaning of life is to be happy, it’s to achieve happiness right now. It’s to make sure you’re happy in the future and that generally when you look back on your life you’re like; yes, that was satisfactory. And if some people on youtube try to have a message to give people, I guess that mine is; Do whatever you have to do to be happy."

-Dan Howell (2012)


I’ve never heard Tyler or Josh curse or give anyone the middle finger or do anything problematic and that just goes to show you that it’s possible to be punk rock without being an asshole




*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works


Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned